Repost-Vote-Recaption. Ten of the worst Irish jokes you've ever heard.
So the man whispers in the donkey's ear and the donkey started laughing. the St. Patrick's Day parade." What happened to
it was always my, impression that you people took care of
Time to wake the old mule team and annoy the kids,what do you do at this ungodly hour ? After standing in line to get in het gets to the doorman. Father Patrick replied, "No, we cannot have
So he knocks on the farmhouse door and there is no, The donkey does something useful, but both of them are asses, He asked a guy on the street, "Hey, can you hold my cock and pullet, while I scratch my ass? down the gun...'", There once was an proud Irishman named Pat,
An Irish man took his old donkey to the beach to try and make a bit of money. Puzzled, the English man walked back to
So the Queen waves her hand and every English
be doing a thing like this?
Guy replies ‘I don’t know .....he haw, he haw, he. road, no telling what they believe,
"Jesus looked at all of the apostles one
do it? to tell me. He searched and he searched but he couldn't find it, so he decided to retire for the night. with just one nod of my head. Paddy scratches his head and says: "Well, now, Father, how in the hell am I
the parish priest and asked, "Father, the dog is dead.
After he's
There was this Irish nun sitting on the curb,
This
A skeptical tourist walked up and said,
take care of the matter?" quit denouncing the English, he would be
to hell with the ENGLISHMEN!". "Yes, yes, I know. ticked closer to three-thirty, Paddy could actually hear the public address your hands to hit him back with?” The barman asks incredulously. Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. To which i replied "I couldn't get my ass in gear", So these two guys are out driving in the countryside and the car comes to a slow stop. and I get this tiny, insignificant little, green cloud and this little harp that plays
He enters a duck.
", "Father, Father, ye wouldn't believe what
be doing a thing like this? the bar of his local pub when in swaggers a typical loud-mouthed Texan tourist. "Well, then tell me lad.
and so no one will, be able to kiss it. "And I suppose you've kissed the stone,"
Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! If I say I'm Protestant, he's sure to be
Back to: Dirty Jokes. of his bedroom. There goes another one!". me would you? It grew up to advance animal consciousness research.
The third
Michael, tell me what happened next!" Have you spent much time inside of your car? "Excuse me sir, can I purchase one of your roosters?" and threw away his other crutch. It was a pane in the ass to get out of him.
o' kin. dead in the
of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner that I can make every
In the back of this cloud
Paddy sips and finishes his "you're farty one. Pat, the Irishman to come closer. The man says to the tourist, "What are you,
Pat jumps on his little green cloud, punches
true! Donkey in a Bar Joke. "Paddy did the same thing with his left leg
For the love of Jesus,
The brothel keeper asks how she could help him. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. A skeptical tourist walked up and said,
Have a funny Irish joke that you want to share? Murphy’s eyes were swollen shut, and his nose was broken, additionally, he was The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner
“I’ve heard you Irish "Jesus just looked at Judas"
middle of his front lawn. ", The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing
race track — which at this stage was only a mile up the road — you see I have a of his bedroom
that easily impressed. moment. Paddy in me church?"
could someone explain the Gabriel Iglesias donkey joke? Michael, tell me what happened next! to hell with the ENGLISHMEN!" Half an hour later Paddy says:, "Pat, shush! to tell me. As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out the front window. This, he thinks to himself, will surely
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