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EXCLUSIVE: Four out of 10 young people say they will BREAK Covid lockdown rules this Christmas - more than... Anti-lockdown and Million Mask March protestors clash with police in London over the new coronavirus... London's second wave of coronavirus is SLOWING: Official data shows infections are falling in 19 of 32... Covid-19 cases are dropping in under-40s in England but still rising for older people, official data shows... 'Covid can kiss my back-end, I'm giving my mum the send-off she deserves! I have got a Japanese symbol on the bottom of my spine. It saves me a lot of time when I’m over there! The Comedy Store has announced a run of shows at London’s O2 Forum Kentish Town kicking off this October with Bridget Christie, Eddie Izzard, Ed Byrne, Nina Conti and Sara Pascoe. “Yes, it’s very tiring being on QI, “but it’s so worth it and I just wouldn’t want you “to leave it too late and they’ll have stopped making it.”. Now, I keep it covered at all times and it’s not cos I’m ashamed of it, but because if anyone ever sees it, they go, “What’s your tramp stamp mean?” Cos apparently we’ve started calling them tramp stamps and I don’t know what kind of tramp that’s referring to, if it’s a loose woman or a vagrant man.

But let’s just enjoy it as an image.

Sara Pascoe • 46 Pins. Now it’s my turn. That’s my sex style. You take the lid off to wake it up and then it has a little screen in its belly, which then flashes up a picture of itself, like, “I can get myself pregnant.

I wished I was dead BUT HOW with no shark to eat me? Tickets go on sale Friday at 10am 9th October here. Erm, if you are sitting there thinking, “Wow, that woman just told us a really gross thing about herself,” wait till you hear this next thing. I’ve only got four stars on Uber. He was so accommodating.

I want to be on the right team, I want to be one of the good guys, but the more I think about anything, the more complicated it becomes in terms of knowing whether you’re a good person or not and also the terms “bad” and “good”, they’re subjective.

I feel more confident and I know myself better, but what’s been happening is I’ve started remembering things – memories from adolescence, things I’ve completely forgotten – they’re dropping back into my brain fully formed and I remember something about a year and a half ago.

I’m saying that to all of you, I’m warning you in case any of us ever get together.

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Thank you for that appropriate reaction.

Highly-rated Sara Pascoe has missed out on a nod for this year's awards and to make matters worse her ex-boyfriend - also a comic - has made the list. Now, most of you will know what Uber is, but just in case you don’t, it’s a taxi but with judgment. 'She decided she was unhappy, bought a house with me and left - so mixed messages...', 'I miss my girlfriend. You can see him in his tiny car. I have had my own wonderful personal subjective experiences, like I’ve been on QI. Everything checks out, 85 to 90 per cent of surfers are male, which directly correlates to the death figures. Most people agree Stalin, “Oh, very bad,” but if you were a gulag maker…’d be into him. Why didn’t he have a shirt on? I don’t like doing anything. It’s supposed to think for two minutes and then come up with where you are in your ovulatory cycle so you don’t waste the one sex you have a month and all that happens when I’ve done it is it just comes up with a picture of a book, which means that I’ve done it wrong and I need to reread the instructions, and then I break it cos I’m angry and I’m sitting there holding broken bits of plastic, hands covered in my own piss, no trousers on, thinking, “Could I really keep another human alive?” And I have an espresso Martini to cheer myself up.

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